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brad
12 July 2009 @ 01:17 pm
Hello Toronto.

Why are fighter jets flying around the lake / past my window?
 
 
brad
08 July 2009 @ 10:44 am
Would you be okay to lose control of your computer?.

Because it's about to become as limited in approved functionality as the iPhone.
 
 
 
brad
03 July 2009 @ 03:25 am

I LOVE MY NEW JOB

I WISH THE CHICK IN THE RED SHIRT HADNT LEFT

BITCH

 
 
Current Location: Canada, Ontario
 
 
brad
29 June 2009 @ 05:27 pm

Gave someone first and final notice before termination, two weeks into a new job. Used to power trip on that kind of thing like crazy but I'm too busy worrying about his finances now.

Am I getting old?

 
 
brad
26 June 2009 @ 12:30 pm

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

 
 
brad
24 June 2009 @ 01:02 pm

 
 
brad
20 June 2009 @ 04:58 am

ooooofa

 
 
brad
19 June 2009 @ 11:09 pm

I <3 them.

 
 
Current Location: Canada, Ontario
 
 
brad
21 May 2009 @ 08:51 am

Asians are fun to step on.

 
 
brad
08 May 2009 @ 02:12 am
wtf  

Random chick just walked up, offered to fill my face with whipped cream, did so, kissed me and fucked right off.

Come back here bitch

 
 
brad
07 May 2009 @ 12:41 pm


I'm gonna go see Uhura get laid in IMAX.

 
 
brad
The future of search engines involve some pretty powerful computational linguistics. This one, Wolfram|Alpha, will make Google look like a child's toy.

 
 
brad
26 April 2009 @ 07:34 pm

About a week ago I set up a Drobo. For those unfamiliar it's a cabinet for hard drives that intelligently arranges 4 into one large disk, using a custom block-level RAID mechanism. A separate device that turns it into a NAS is optional, but I just plugged it into my media center box and set up filesharing from there.

Works well. 1.12TB consolidated redundant space from a 1.5, 750 and 2 250GB drives and I can pop in bigger disks on the fly as it fills up.

If you're noticing all that child porn taking up a large amount of disk space, this is the thing for you. Also makes a good addon for a Windows Home Server if you're retarded enough to have one.

 
 
brad
24 April 2009 @ 10:48 pm

A chick just complimented me on how fast I can type on my iPhone. If this thing gets me laid I'm donating $1000 to Steve Jobs' cancer cause of choice.

 
 
Current Location: Canada, Ontario
 
 
brad
23 April 2009 @ 12:51 am
Welp  

The habs are getting killed. lawl.

 
 
Current Location: Canada, Ontario
 
 
brad
23 April 2009 @ 12:31 am

how come I get carded everywhere I go

 
 
Current Location: 43.656677, -79.407135
 
 
brad
16 April 2009 @ 01:03 am

My passenger wasn't very happy.

 
 
Current Location: Canada, Ontario
 
 
brad
13 April 2009 @ 06:31 pm
Though I didn't get caught in Canada yet

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7996815.stm
 
 
brad
11 April 2009 @ 04:16 pm

Sitting in a breakfast joint enjoying a sunny day. Oh all day breakfast, you bring me pleasure.

 
 
Current Location: Canada, Ontario