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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:40:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Dimitri The Lover Movie is Real</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwVgnPEpgw&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwVgnPEpgw&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:27:18 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>The list of your sins will be read to you throughout all eternity.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:29:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>what</title>
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  <description>My brother just told me that he had it confirmed by his &amp;quot;first love&amp;quot;, of years ago, who recently got back in touch with him last night, regularly fucked her ex while they were dating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What?&lt;br type=&quot;_moz&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:43:22 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Played the Carl Sagan video kko linked to and started a convo among the drunks at sneaky dee&apos;s, a popular latenight hangout in Toronto. Pretty funny stuff people went on about. Naturally it turned into the usual horseshit about the meaning of life. Still funny tho.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:39:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The brain does more than just.</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Recollect. It intercompares. It synthesizes. Analyzes. It generates abstractions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuck you KKO this is your fault it&apos;s stuck in my head.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:55:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It is 2:54AM</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Do you know where your children are?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:31:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:26:13 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Chicken burger&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:09:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;I have to be at work jn 3 hours&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;O alcohol &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuck YIU&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:15:27 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;A girl in my building dresses in a tight little business outfit and keeps her hair tightly bound. The picture of control. She&apos;s young, early 20&apos;s maybe. Tonight I caught her sitting on the stairs, power suit and hair and all, but she was drunk. Chewing a slice of pizza like it was the last thing in the world. Completely adorable.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&apos;m drunk&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:00:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Happy Sysadmin Appreciation Day</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;A &lt;b&gt;sysadmin&lt;/b&gt; is a professional, who plans, worries, hacks, fixes, pushes, advocates, protects and creates good computer networks, to get you your data, to help you do work -- to bring the potential of computing ever closer to reality.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So if you can read this, thank your &lt;b&gt;sysadmin&lt;/b&gt; -- and know he or she is only one of dozens or possibly hundreds whose work brings you the email from your aunt on the West Coast, the instant message from your son at college, the free phone call from the friend in Australia, and this webpage.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sysadminday.com/&quot;&gt;The 10th Annual Sysadmin Appreciation Day&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:10:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Money Shot</title>
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  <description>Always thought this was the best part of Religulous; of course to see how impactful it is, you have to go watch the whole thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;6&quot; width=&quot;700&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:17:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Are we at war?</title>
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  <description>Hello Toronto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why are fighter jets flying around the lake / past my window?</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:45:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>On the death of the desktop computer</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.brad-x.com/2009/07/08/googles-chrome-os-is-a-bad-idea&quot;&gt;Would you be okay to lose control of your computer?&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because it&apos;s about to become as limited in approved functionality as the iPhone.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:52:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Computers are only encumbered by their creators.</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.brad-x.com/2009/07/05/the-html-5-video-tag-and-h-264&quot;&gt;http://www.brad-x.com/2009/07/05/the-html-5-video-tag-and-h-264&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:25:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Ridiculously drunk</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;I LOVE MY NEW JOB&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I WISH THE CHICK IN THE RED SHIRT HADNT LEFT&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BITCH&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:27:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Uherm</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Gave someone first and final notice before termination, two weeks into a new job. Used to power trip on that kind of thing like crazy but I&apos;m too busy worrying about his finances now. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Am I getting old?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:30:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;What&apos;s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:02:44 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.brad-x.com/pics/lol_windows.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:59:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;ooooofa&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:10:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Dave Bowman and Frank Poole own</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;I &amp;lt;3 them.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 12:52:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Asians are fun to step on.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 06:12:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wtf</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Random chick just walked up, offered to fill my face with whipped cream, did so, kissed me and fucked right off.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Come back here bitch&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 16:42:40 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.brad-x.com/pics/treklogo.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;I&apos;m gonna go see Uhura get laid in IMAX.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 02:00:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Wolfram|Alpha: Computational Knowledge Engine</title>
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  <description>The future of search engines involve some pretty powerful computational linguistics. This one, Wolfram|Alpha, will make Google look like a child&apos;s toy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;7&quot; /&gt;</description>
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